That meme again

Grab the nearest book. Flip to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life for the next twelve months.

Nearest is an uncorrected proof of Elizabeth Hand's Errantry:
"That's because Dad would suck," Zach said as Emery grabbed Robbie and steered him toward the water.

Uh, no. Not happening.

Key & Peele

Did you all know about these guys? Why didn't you tell me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8-pxBuFvaw

That's Jordan Peele as No Drama Obama and Keegan-Michael Key as his Anger Translator. I learned of them from Nisi Shawl.