what to do

[boxofdelights]

I have in my hands one hard-boiled egg and one raw egg. I do not know which is which. That Encyclopedia Brown trick of spinning the eggs? I can't get either of them to spin.

Comments

[bcholmes]

Throw both of them against a wall.

Unless, uh, you need them to be edible or something afterward.

[boxofdelights]

...yeah, I wasn't using that wall anyway.